Quelling Countdown Begins
The countdown begins like New Years Eve,Twelve more hours until we can leave.Gone will be 17, the one who won’t stop yellingWho many patients wish the nurses would STAT start quelling.Gone will be the...
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Man! Were you raised by wolves? Your clothes and hair are full of weevils. Its like a bath for you is ancient practice To get you clean we’d need a loofah made of cactus. Time to take you to the...
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Hey there FRIEND! You are terrible at putting on restraints You know, on the guy that ain’t acting like a jolly saint? So now he pulled out his central line and has blood flowing out like the river...
View ArticleWonderful Lives as Nurses
What lives we live as nurses Our many days off with fat full purses. To do that though we must be brave. We must daily pull on trousers and slave To clean all the poop from head to toe From Betty to...
View ArticleVery Intractable Headache
Wow, your headache sounds so overpowering! It stops you from doing anything but cowering. You know a solution you say? This solution will help make your headache go away? What’s that? Caffeine...
View ArticleQuelling Countdown Begins
The countdown begins like New Years Eve,Twelve more hours until we can leave.Gone will be 17, the one who won’t stop yellingWho many patients wish the nurses would STAT start quelling.Gone will be the...
View ArticleWhy Do Patients Smell!?
Man! Were you raised by wolves? Your clothes and hair are full of weevils. Its like a bath for you is ancient practice To get you clean we’d need a loofah made of cactus. Time to take you to the...
View ArticlePlease, Tie the Restrains Right!
Hey there FRIEND! You are terrible at putting on restraints You know, on the guy that ain’t acting like a jolly saint? So now he pulled out his central line and has blood flowing out like the river...
View ArticleWonderful Lives as Nurses
What lives we live as nurses Our many days off with fat full purses. To do that though we must be brave. We must daily pull on trousers and slave To clean all the poop from head to toe From Betty to...
View ArticleVery Intractable Headache
Wow, your headache sounds so overpowering! It stops you from doing anything but cowering. You know a solution you say? This solution will help make your headache go away? What’s that? Caffeine doesn’t...
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